We started this because boring shirts happen to boring people, and someone had to stop the cycle. If your car sounds like a retirement home and your playlist is smooth jazz — honestly? This probably still isn't for you. But we're flattered you read this far.

Grease under your nails? Feedback in your ears? Restraining order from a drum kit? Welcome home, you beautiful disaster. We have shirts.

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Favorite Collection’s

Women’s crop top

Women’s crop top

Women’s crop top
$16.23
Unisex classic tee

Unisex classic tee

Unisex classic tee
$18.95
Unisex classic tee

Unisex classic tee

Unisex classic tee
$22.50

Artistry in humor

Got a vision? A grudge? A really specific niche interest in mid-century muscle cars and obscure blues records?

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"I don't want to be buried in a suit. I want to be buried in the shirt that made my mother say 'really?'" — Our founder, probably.

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Unique designs

Apparel for the chronically over-RPM'd and criminally underappreciated. Made with spite and polyester. (Mostly polyester.)

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