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T‑Shirt — "Chrome is Cheaper Than Therapy" Vintage Car Graphic
Red / S
$19.00 USD
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Wear your love for classic cars like a quiet declaration. This lightweight crew tee brings a vintage garage poster to life with soft, ring-spun cotton and a worn, retro print that reads “Chrome is Cheaper than Therapy.” The fabric feels smooth against the skin and drapes cleanly in a classic fit—easy to layer under a denim jacket or wear solo while you wrench, cruise, or swap stories in the parking lot. Details like a ribbed collar that keeps its shape, shoulder tape for long-term fit, and a tear-away label keep comfort front and center, while responsibly sourced cotton and Oeko-Tex certification mean this shirt was made with care. It’s the kind of tee that nods to afternoons spent polishing bumpers, long drives with the radio low, and the quiet satisfaction of a weekend well spent in the garage.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (approx. 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit to retain shape
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for smoother fit and less waste
- Shoulder tape and tear-away inner label for durability and comfort
- DTG/DTF printed graphic with vintage distressed look; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
T‑Shirt — "Chrome is Cheaper Than Therapy" Vintage Car Graphic
$19.00 USD
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (approx. 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit to retain shape
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for smoother fit and less waste
- Shoulder tape and tear-away inner label for durability and comfort
- DTG/DTF printed graphic with vintage distressed look; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean