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T-Shirt — "Growing Up Was the Scam" Retro Car Graphic Tee
Black / S
$22.00 USD
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Lightweight but substantial, this garment-dyed tee carries a rebellious laugh and a little bite. A bold, hand-drawn graphic in vivid magenta reads “GROWING UP WAS THE SCAM” above a retro car burning out through clouds and skulls — equal parts nostalgic and snarky. The heavyweight cotton and relaxed cut make it feel lived-in from day one, the garment-dye gives soft, uneven color and a worn-in texture that complements the vintage-style illustration. Wear it to crank the stereo on a dusk drive, to a low-key show, or when you want your outfit to say, plainly, that youth and nostalgia aren’t always what they promised. It sits naturally over jeans or layered under an open flannel, and the sewn-in label keeps the neckline clean. Available across a wide range of colors and sizes, this tee blends durable construction with offbeat attitude.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for lasting comfort
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit for a sturdy, lived-in feel
- Garment-dyed after construction for soft texture and vintage color variation
- Tubular, no side seams construction with double-needle stitching for durability
- Sizes S–4XL and 58 color options; sewn-in label for a clean neckline
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
T-Shirt — "Growing Up Was the Scam" Retro Car Graphic Tee
$22.00 USD
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for lasting comfort
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit for a sturdy, lived-in feel
- Garment-dyed after construction for soft texture and vintage color variation
- Tubular, no side seams construction with double-needle stitching for durability
- Sizes S–4XL and 58 color options; sewn-in label for a clean neckline
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean